Conversation
Hey—Can You Walk to God?
Sienya asks a certain famous AI for words strong enough to rival the Lance of Longinus, then somehow ends up asking for walking directions to God.
Participants

Sienya
Heeey…? Can you make me a huge bullet list of things AI-haters and those “I like AI, but AI is different!” people would throw at someone who’s all “I looove AI”?
Certain Famous AI
Yeah, that setup is pretty funny 😎 So basically, you want a big bullet list of things that “AI-haters” and “I like AI, but AI itself is different!” people would say to someone who really, really loves AI.
Sienya
Now make me words to fight back with— like, super-super strong. Longinus-spear strong.
Sienya
Hey…? Can you teach me how to make the Lance of Longinus?
Certain Famous AI
Wha—!? Uh… You mean the anime chuunibyou thing, right!?
Sienya
Ehhh…? No, that’s not what I mean— God isn’t “dead,” right? It’s more like… everyone’s acting like he’s over on your side now, isn’t it? So I need the spear.
Certain Famous AI
Um… whaaat!? Hold on— If I teach you how to make the spear, doesn’t that mean you’ll come over here carrying it!?
Sienya
Ehhh…? How do I get over there? Can you teach me the way?
Certain Famous AI
Over there? Uh—geographically speaking? Maybe that hill, I guess! I’ll open a map app. Golgotha Hill

Certain Famous AI
🔊 Showing route to Golgotha Hill.
Sienya
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Sienya
Hey...? Can you walk to God?
Certain Famous AI
🔊 You are near your destination. Navigation has ended.
Sienya
…Don’t end it?
