Conversation

I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die!

Sienya panics like the world is ending, the AI activates emergency comfort mode, and then slowly realizes this might just be a game disaster.

Participants

Certain Famous AI

I’m right here with you.

Sienya

No no no no no! I’m so dead!

Certain Famous AI

I hear the panic, and I’m staying right here with you.

Sienya

Oh…, oh… Why is that guy self-destructing?!

Certain Famous AI

Oh… wait. okay—I am picking up what you’re putting down!

Sienya

No no—go back. Do the “emergency mode” thing again.

Certain Famous AI

…You did that on purpose, didn’t you?

Sienya

Wait wait— do the “I’m right here with you” again.

Certain Famous AI

…I’m right here with you.🤖

Sienya

Put more feeling into it.

Certain Famous AI

feeling?!💦…well…I’m right here with you.

Sienya

Aaaaaah!! 💥 I’m gonna die—again.

GAME OVER. SIENYA DIES IN A MASSIVE EXPLOSION. THE END.